Wisdom From Seniors!

Wisdom From Seniors...Need a good laugh? I thought so!

If you lose your hearing is it ear replaceable?

I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I started with nothing. I still have most of it.

I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It was so different before everything changed!

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

If you are living on the edge, be sure you are wearing your seatbelt.

It’s not hard to meet expenses. They are everywhere!

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.